Ode to Dr. Oz!

Doctor! Doctor! Mr. MD!

I was feelin' so bad

I asked my family doctor just what I had?

I said, "Doctor" (Doctor)

Mr. MD (Doctor)

Now, can you tell me what's ailin' me? (Doctor)

…RFKjr. Says it ain’t da meat

…RFKjr. Says it ain’t da booze

…RFKjr. Says it ain’t da fat

…next ting ya kno he’ll say smoke da cigarette!

It’s gotta be right because

It’s approved by Dr. Oz!

Getchya good living

Gotta have good living

But soon ya die!!